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17

May

Tenacious D - Low Hangin’ Fruit JUST RELEASED! 

(Source: youtube.com)

20

Mar

Minnesota Teen Asks A Bunch Of Porn Stars To Prom On Twitter

08

Mar

17

Oct

This dude has a 100 lb ball sac. Ladies?

22

Sep

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/09/21/stefanie-dickinson-an-ell_n_975102.html?icid=maing-grid7|aim|dl1|sec1_lnk3|97967

Where were the hot moms when I was 14?! Although, I’d have to be seduced via AIM or a pager because I’m old. Kids nowadays have it so easy, being seduced via text messages, back in my day, if we wanted a foxy milf, we had to work for it dagnabbit!

14

Jul

This man deserves an ADDY Award.

This man deserves an ADDY Award.

14

Jun

Reblog this and follow me, bitch

Reblog this and follow me, bitch

07

Jun

19

May

I’m sure most of you have seen this clip, but I’ve been busy doing important stuff away from the internet. You know…like organizing my Pokemon cards….and…gardening….

Anyway, here is a video of what the homeless do on subways in NYC. They furiously eat their shoes out.

(Source: youtube.com)

17

May

You don’t have to necessarily post this, I just thought I’d send it to you since you were wondering about “planking” earlier.  My favorite part is the guy that they interview whose title is “Manly Player”.

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2-for-2 from the paint today, Weiner Reader textsfrommybrother sent in another great video that details just what “planking” really is. I think I’m going to start calling my junk “manly player” now…or is that just too obviously? Ok “Manly Player” is my favorite name for an 80s metal band.

22

Apr

I have a feeling this would work next time i go to @insertcoinslv

I have a feeling this would work next time i go to @insertcoinslv

20

Apr

Astonishing Podcast Ep. #1 – El Maestro Loco

Check out the first episode of our podcast and let me know what you think!

30

Mar

Boba Fett a true OG.

Boba Fett a true OG.

19

Mar

I want to crawl inside you like a tauntaun carcass.
Patton Oswalt, Flava Flav Roast